Is your signature scent a 0/100?

Most perfumes are chemical cocktails hiding behind fancy glass 🍸

You get:

🤕 Headaches

🧬 Hormone Havoc

🤥 A fake ‘Paris’ story that smells like lies.

We said NAH.

See What We Never Use
  • Clean ingredients, no BS

    We skip the usual toxic suspects and still make you smell dangerous (in a good way).

  • Intimate, not overpowering

    No loud, desperate cloud. Just an intimate aura that pulls people closer without trying.

  • Radical Honesty

    We tell you what we don’t use—and back it with lab reports.

Finally, a Scent That Treats You Right

Klean AF exists for people who actually give a damn about what goes on their skin.

Traditional perfumes drown you in cheap synthetics and endocrine-disrupting nonsense.

We said screw that.

Our scents are clean, intimate, and built to vibe with you — not fight your biology.

No toxins, no headaches, no mystery chemicals.

Just fragrances that smell incredible and stay close, like a secret only the right people get to notice.